The gods Called Lawyers

They have called us names.

Some say we are liars.

We dont even make the statements, we ask them questions. In a desperate attempt to paint up their first lies, they duplicate their inconsistencies in beautiful colours, and spill some on us.

Some have called us a cult.

Oh, well, truly, we are. Afterall cultism denotes a group of people with similar ideologies and beliefs. The bonds of our very fraternity is fastened with the strings of togetherness.

Another group has said "...they are talkatives".

"In the beginning was the Word...and without it, nothing was made that was made"; John 1 : 1. Orderly speech is an article of our trade...the same with which we give back lives to the damned of the earth.

A larger set has said we argue a lot.

Yes, of course. It is safe to oppress a man who has no knowledge of his rights...but once a man knows his rights, oppressing him becomes waging war against his survival: he would be insane not to scream.

Some have even printed posters; "Wetin lawyers de do sef?"

A rhetorical quest. Just like others; "Why should the heatherns say, where is their God?" Psalm 115 : 3, "Is this not Jesus, son of the carpenter, whose mother is Mary? Where did he get such authority?"...etc... Actually, wetin lawyers no de do?

We walk a dead man into the court room, and resurrect

him. We wipe tears from troubled hearts. We bear the crosses of our perturbed clients, while they sleep in peace, saying, "my lawyer is handling it". These are a reflection of the presence of God on earth 2014 years after the departure of His flesh-form from it.

We are Governors, Judges, Politicians, lecturers, risk-bearers, survivors. We are, like the soldier ants, everywhere...determined.

We are little gods patrolling the earth, controlling the affairs of men on behalf of the FINAL LAWYER.

We, unlike the rest, are not mere mortals.

WE ARE gods! WE ARE LAWYERS!